|Tseng is not amused.
||[Sep. 13th, 2006|01:45 pm]
diplomatic immunity only works for diplomats
It has been remarked
by me that Rufus may just take a liking to people with long, dark hair who could easily kick his ass. What with Tifa and Tseng and all. Not Reno. Never Reno.
...Perhaps he is just that fargone in the plane of boozery. Maybe he just conveniently forgot the "could easily kick his ass" part of the description. That's understandable. If you're Rufus.
Either way, cracks about miniskirts and gracefully flowing hair are generally not welcomed when you have burnt down your friend's place of residence. Nor is it a good idea before his morning coffee. And no amount of flattery concerning well toned and muscled legs can save you from the wrath of a seriously ticked off Turk. Vice President. Whatever he is.